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Little Johnny came home from school one day and went by his mom's room. The door was open, so he looked in and saw his mom lying on the bed naked moaning and touching herself saying, "Ooh, I need a man! I need a man!"

The next day, Little Johnny got home from school and saw his mom lying on the bed naked with a naked guy on top of her. So Little Johnny ran to his room, stripped down naked, and started to touch himself, while moaning, "Ooh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"

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jelly  
Omg I loved that u r sooooooooooooooooooo funny what if she wished for a boy but go a naked girl lmao     0


motherfucker
lol     0


Mani  
Lmao! Your jokes are still hilarious     0


Yeye  
I cracked     1


hawtcarmen  
a total turn on!!!!!!     0


Wise Crack  
That was so funny.     0


sexy  
lol omg loved it to bit's ttyl     0


Not Important
Have you tried?     0


haha  
omg i lved it that is halarious     0


sam
that wasnt that funny, i agree with the others. :0     0


christina
so i loved it. cracks me up!! XD     0


XD
I am soo gay!     0


XD
LOL this joke is soo funny haha     0


umar mulla
dang this don work...
i wished for a 15inch...
all i got was 10...     0


what the hell??
How is that no 1?? ive heared better jokes from a 3 year old!!:@     0


Ty
How do you get jokes on this site?
have have a few good ones     0


what???
this is like i need a pencil on my dick lol. or like i need a penis on my butt.lol     0


joe
this is so funny his mom on the bed with another man. i could see little jonhhy doing it.lol     0


??????????i dont no
he wants a bike 2 land on top of him?     0


i am a alien from mars..
uh huh...the joke is quite ""pervert"". lol. but still funni la >_<' :]     0


leave off
"Ooh, I need a good joke! I need a good joke!"     0


theone
this is crap     0


popo
yucky     0


meme
this is number 1!?!?!     0


jaz
and lots of it     0


rich
That is shit.     0


kirsty
this joke is phat as fuck lol     0


baby-amy
lol thts a gd 1 lmfao     0


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