Many years ago when I was 23, I got married to a widow. This widow had a grown up daughter.

My father fell in love with her, and soon they got married too.

This made my Dad my son-in-law and changed my very life.

My daughter was my mother too because she was my father's wife!

After a few years I bacame father of a baby boy complicating the matter further. My son became the brother-in-law of my father!

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This is a very cheap version of a hilarious song and old rhyme called I'm My Own Grandpa. The REAL thing goes like this (much better):

Now many, many years ago
When I was 23
I was married to a widow
Who was pretty as can be
Widow had a grown-up daughter
Who had hair of red
My father fell in love with her
And soon they two were wed.

This made my dad my son-in-law
And changed my very life
My daughter was my mother
For she was my father's wife
To complicate the matters
Even though it brought me joy
I soon became the father
Of a bouncing baby boy

Little baby then became
A brother-in-law to Dad
And he became my Uncle
Though it made me very sad
For if he was my Uncle
Then that also made him brother
Of the widow's grown-up daughter,
Who was also my step-mother

Father's wife then had a son
Who kept them on the run
And he became my grandchild
For he was my daughter's son
My wife is now my mother's mother
And it makes me blue
For although she is my wife,
She's my grandmother too!

Now if my wife is my grandmother
Then I am her grandchild
And every time I think of it
It nearly drives me wild
For now I have become
the strangest case you ever saw!
As husband of my grandmother:

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