The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an eagle to a condom because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.

A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that.

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it is so very nice joke on inflation     0

It should be, the government is changing its SYMBOL, and the reasons should be written as follows:

"Condoms stand up to inflation, halt production, destroy the next generation, protect pricks, and give you a sense of security even though you're being screwed..."     0

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