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A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, "I'll bet you a round of drinks that my dog can talk."

Bartender: "Yeah! Sure ... go ahead."

Man: "What covers a house?"

Dog: "Roof!"

Man: "How does sandpaper feel?"

Dog: "Rough!"

Man: "Who was the greatest baseball player of all time?"

Dog: "Ruth!"

Man: "Pay up. I told you he could talk."

The bartender, annoyed at this point, throws both of them out the door. Sitting on the sidewalk, the dog looks at the guy and says, "or is the greatest player Mantle?"

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Chuttles
Thats a gnarly joke. <:-)> emma, ur joke sucks. by the way, i have a friend you should meet. his/her name is GRAMMAR. grammar's friend is called PUNCTUATION MARKS. Get my drift?     0


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emma
This has to be the funniest joke about a dog and a man yet but try this one a man and his dog walk in to a libary and the man keeps walking into everyone after a lady working at the libary said" Sir, you're not aloud a dog inside long as ypu're blind the man said i am blind but why is you're dog black we walked into a person who was paintind a black fence and the painter waas hoiigh and the paint fell over my dog ok thank you     0


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