A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated. As he examined the body of Bernie Schwartz, who was about to be cremated, he made an amazing discovery: Bernie Schwartz had the longest penis he had ever seen!

"I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz," said the mortician, "But I can't send you off to be cremated with a tremendously huge penis like this. It has to be saved for posterity."

And with that the coroner used his tools to remove the dead man's schlong. The coroner stuffed his prize into a briefcase and took it home. The first person he showed was his wife.

"I have something to show you that you won't believe," he said, and opened his briefcase.

"Oh my god!" she screamed, "Bernie Schwartz is dead!"


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Funny but what a slut     0

Explanation: She cheated on her husband so she knew that it was his equipment.     0

confused     0

I thought this joke was really good, nice setup good surprise at the end, naughty without being obscene. Good stuff!     0

i kinda dont get it because he wen to show his wife thepenisshe only saw that he was dead so ???????????????????? WEAK     0

lol! luv this joke!:)     0

lol lmao haha funny     0

rofl!!!!!     0

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