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A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married. She put an ad in the local paper that read:

HUSBAND WANTED!
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),
MUST NOT BEAT ME,
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME,
AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.

On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman with no arms or legs sitting in a wheelchair. The old woman said, "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you ... you have no legs!" The old man smiled, "Therefore I cannot run around on you!"

She snorted. "You don't have any hands either!" Again the old man smiled, "Nor can I beat you!"

She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently. "Are you still good in bed?" With that, the old gentleman leaned back, beamed a big broad smile and said, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"

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REDFIRE  
HOHOHOOO that is guy is getting some and he'll enjoy it     0


Blab  
ahahah nice     0


Dj  
very funny,very perverted, all around not bad lol
@Uri u must be retarded not to get that joke lol     0


Sexy bitch
Haha lyk dis joke
<3<3<3     0


ChuckleHead  
Good show, old boy!

@Uri How do you suppose he rang the doorbell without any arms or legs? He used his elephantine genitalia!     0


Uri  
I dont get it, LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEE!     0


babe
nice one     0


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