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A panda walks into a burger joint, orders a burger, pulls out a gun shoots the waiter and leaves.

The waiter looks up and says what the hell is wrong with you.

And the panda says: "I read that pandas eat shoots and leaves."

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abc
shouldn't it be "that a panda eats shoots and leaves" so the grammar is correct?     0


huey  
i work in the most exclusive private club in the state .The other waiters and myself found this to be very hilarious and we are a bunch of stiff shirts.     0


diarmuid
cool     0


Weirdie with too much time on her hands
ur missing the commas. The punchline is: "And the panda says: 'The dictionary says that pandas eats, shoots and leaves'", or something along those lines.     0


meme
haha n ans is a word bt in french!!! lol :p gd joke     0


Steffen
corrected "ans" --> "and"     0


huh?
ans?is that a word?     0


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