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On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"

The kid replies, "Yeah."

The cop says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail-light on that bike."

The cop then proceeds to issue the kid a $20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket.

The kid takes the ticket and before he rides off says, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"

Humoring the kid, the cop says, "Yeah, he sure did."

The kid continued, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top."

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Spash  
Good luk dealing with that     0


LOL  
ha ha nice.. btw brats should die. Senselessly. get a sense of humor :l it would be good 4 ya!     1


abcdefg
that is sooooooo funny love it     0


keeps  
bleady funny     0


brats should die. Senselessly.
not a bit funny. Makes you want to push the kid in the middle of a major fender-bender. That'd be funnier.     0


meme
hahahahaha soooo funny n i like horses!     0


cassandra
haha thats funny good on ya kid     0


greg
LOL thats funny as shit     0


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