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An old man is lying on his deathbed with his children, grandchildren, and older great-grandchildren all around, teary-eyed at the approaching finale of a very long and productive life. The old man is in a terminal coma, and the doctors have confirmed that the waiting will be over within the next twenty-four hours. Suddenly, the old man opens his eyes and croaks: "I must be dreaming of heaven! I smell your grandmother's strudel!"

"No, grandfather, you are not dreaming. Grandmother is baking strudel now."

"I know I will never have another taste of her delicious strudel after this one. Could you please go down and get me a piece?", the old man begs with what is left of his final breath.

One of the grandchildren is immediately dispatched to honor the old man's last request. After a long time, he returns empty-handed.

"Did you bring me one last piece of your grandmother's delicious strudel?" the old man plaintively queries.

"I'm very sorry, grandfather, but she says it's for the funeral."

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jaten
That's cold bro     0


hr
Toastmaster.     0


Scooby  
Lol     0


Jeevan  
Excellent. Fantastic, marvellous. Who composed that?     0


nicki  
my dads on his death bed, im bout 2 do that shit 2 him. lol to funny, im still laughing, i wint tew southside u dont kare, i cant quit laughin........whew, wat is wrong with me!     0


not you
the dude ain't dead yet     0


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