In church, a pastor was leading the house in prayer. He said, "God, please protect your believers, and deliver us from sin."

Chuck Norris stood up and said, "What have you done for me lately?"



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Stop the piss shit chuck norris crap. Ain't funny     0

Miss bitch waiting for a fuck
canadians are hhheeeaaappss better     0

oh my gosh Don't Speak For The U.S.A. your opinion is wrong. Chuck Norris jokes SUCK but that one was pretty funny     0

Dont Speak For The USA  
Hello from PA, USA! I love Chuck Norris jokes. Rock on!!!     0

wheatley boy
your fucked up m8     0

Bored at Work
Chuck Norris is lucky Sean Connery is a forgiving god.     0

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