There's a big conference of beer producers. At the end of the day, the presidents of all beer companies decide to have a drink in a bar.

The president of 'Budweiser' orders a Bud, the president of 'Miller' orders a Miller Lite, Adolph Coors orders a Coors, and the list goes on. Then the waitress asks Arthur Guinness what he wants to drink, and much to everybody's amazement, Mr. Guinness orders a Coke!

"Why don't you order a Guinness?" his colleagues ask.

"Naah. If you guys won't drink beer, then neither will I."

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Stout is a type of beer >_>     0

no one
you suck someone     0

guiness isn't beer it's bitter and it definitlyshould be an advert     0

this one is good... really good. congrats.     0

charlie russell
Guinness pwns all \o/

only if cold...w.arm it tastes like nasty     0

hah thats funny     0

its a bit stupis     0

its not dat funny, but they shud try makin it into an ad.     0

Guiness isn't beer - it's stout.     0

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