Two Kentuckians are walking down different ends of a street toward each other, and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, "Hey Tommy Ray, what'cha got in th' bag?"

"Jus' some chickens."

"If I guesses how many they are, can I have one?"

"Shoot, ya guesses right and I'll give you both of them."

"OK. Ummmmm ... five?"

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That is so retarded but hilarious     0

@your mom
This is a very funny joke and u need to learn how to take it...I think it's funny how people can't take jokes then get all mad and defensive     0

I had a cousin from Kentucky and she was very nice so I married her.     0

Very Nice Job damn fools....other states think Kentucky is nothing but crazy people so glad I am not from Kentucky     0

@ Margie.....

Yes, themselves. Almost everytime they open their mouths.     0

Never met a Kentuckian who tipped at the beauty shops where I worked. ?     0

Liz from Ky
Cute Joke :D You guys need to calm down its just a joke. ^-^     0

@your mom spelled stereotype wrong.     0

your mom.  
this is just plain dumb. just because people are from kentucky, doesnt mean that you have to streotype them into something they're not. im defending kentucky, and im not spelling every word wrong, am i? no, i dont think so. some of the most intelligent people have come from this state, and because of people's youthful ignorance these days, kentucky gets made fun of. it's quite sad, really.     1

nothing special at all     0

hahaha I like how the people sticking up for Kentucky managed to spell almost every word wrong in their comments.     0

kentuckyians rnt stupid they just dont pay attentoin!     0

Bored at Work
It's a thing where for some odd reason americains have Stereotyped people from the south such as kentucky and tennese and what ever as un-civilized, dumb, and inbred. Not much different then the most of Europe thinks of us.     0

It's funny. Although, I'm not from the States. Is there something saying that people from Kentucky are stupid?     0

I think it's really funny:>     0

it's not that funny JOKe     0

Jimmy Zhan
funny     0

Snow Angel
lol...this is kinda funny, but i didn't get it at first cuz i didn't fully read it...     0

Oasis Rayne
Well, SOMEBODY's an absolute idiot.     0

Cat Lover
this one actually made me laugh a little.
so it is pretty funny
:)     0

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