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10% of the women had sex within the first hour of their first date.
20% of the men had sex in a non-traditional place.
36% of the women favour nudity.
45% of the women prefer dark men with blue eyes.
46% of the women experienced anal sex.
70% of the women prefer sex in the morning.
80% of the men have never experienced homosexual relations.
90% of the women would like to have sex in the forest.
99% of the women have never experienced sex in the office.

Conclusion:

Statistically speaking, you have a better chance of having anal sex in the morning with a strange woman in the forest than to have sex in the office at the end of the day.

Moral:

Do not stay late in the office. Nothing good will ever come of it!

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I_ate_too_many_beans_69
Bruh. Yall would probably love to find me in that forest.
Im one of those chumps who are fuckable any where and anytime of the day     0


russ  
very true     0


fang f  
that was awesome people half to relize that its a joke so it dosnet matter what you think     0


joe
i havnt done any of that crap so it sounds pretty stupid to me     0


man  
welll not bad at all im 100 % as all this joke :P     0


sexy bitch  
wow i have had sex in the first hour, had sex in a non-tariditional place, i favor nudity, i love dark men, i am def a morning person, i have had a homo relationship, i would love to have sex in the forest, and i have had sex in three offices i think this joke was made for me     0


totie  
dump not on the frist date     0


boop  
ive had sex in the first 5 min     0


?!?!?!
I'm one of the 10% who ave had it within the first hour of their first date! And let me tell u............it was AWESOME!     0


sally
LAME.     0


.........
i've had sex in the office     0


john
that tag line has got to be kiding. dats when i get lucky     0


ds
stupid     0


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This is the kind of joke you pass around the office when you're bored out of your skull. Not because it's that funny, but because you want to share the misery.     0


meme
ty 4 da advice!     0


Gin
shit, lmao, im headin over to the forest     0


Amy
roflmao     0


clo x
absolutely shit!!! x     0


im not giving my name to a machine!
thats stupid.     0


coolgurl
soooooooooooooooooooooo stttuuuupppiiidd!     0


dfuhgwidh
LOL :|     0


baby-amy
funny as fuck lol     0


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