Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette and continued smoking.

Lady 1: "What's that?"

Lady 2: "A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet."

Lady 1: "Where did you get it?"

Lady 2: "You can get them at any drugstore."

The next day ... Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but politely asks what brand she prefers.

Lady 1: "It doesn't matter as long as it fits a Camel."

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lolz XD     0

This was good. Old ladies only smoke Virginia Slims and Capris. You're all idiots. That is all.     0

that joke is funny as hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Rolling Around Laughing My Ass Off     0

im a little kid and that is mad funy     0

nothing infuriates me more than poor spelling. didn't your teachers ever tell you to sound out the words? It sure does work............try that BORED AT WORK A DICTIONARY HELPS TOO     0

BORED AT WORK........ Your parents must be so proud to have a ditz like you for an are ignorant     0

Bored at Work
If the pharmacist doesn't think that she thinks that she can get pregnet by a camel then why have a condom. I guess it is less of a mess...? but yea     0

it doesn't say anything about her getting pregnant, the pharmacist is just thinking that she's going to have sex with a camel...     0

Bored at Work
The pharmacist now thinks she wants to have sex with a camel and that she thinks the camel can get here pregnet     0

I don't get it!     0

hehe.............................camel     0

i'm not giving my name to a machine!
you sound like bender on futurama i'm not giving my name to a machine!     0

hehe lol :p     0

it's funny
(nice pic)     0

fuckin hell its a joke dont take it so seriously     0

im not giving my name to a machine!
uh, wouldnt u get lube (and probably melted latex) all over your cig?     0

fuck u
complete and utterly shit     0

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