A woman was cleaning and under the bed she found a small box with 3 beer bottles and $2000 in it. She waited for him to come home to ask him why these things were hidden in his dresser drawer.
The husband said I'm sorry I hid this from you but the truth is every time I cheated on you over the last 30 years I put a beer botlte in the box.
The wife was very upset at first but after thinking about it said "I guess 3 times in 30 years is really not that bad! Oh by the way what is the $2000 in the box.
The husband replied" Well every time I got to a dozen bottles I sold them. 0