Physics Teacher: "Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Isn't that wonderful?"

Student: "Yes sir, if he had been sitting in class looking at books like us, he wouldn't have discovered anything."

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farmer jim
Sorry kid, but Newton spent a lot of time studying, even when he was your age. He was a physicist, an astronomer and a mathematician. Good at those studies too.     0

a good reason for lazy smart student:D     0

thats true....................     0

My two students Bi Bi and Su Thet think that the joke is funny and it's so true that learning from the book all the time is most boring. They would love to go under the apple tree and who know become the next Albert Einsteins!! Ha ha ha ha...     0

yea ..because of being in school he would be sleeping during lectures..all day long..     0

brilliant     0

ur mother
funny     0

so damn true!!     0

lol.     0

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