No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do:

1. They replicate quickly. ... Okay, Windows does that.

2. Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so. ... Okay, Windows does that.

3. Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk. ... Okay, Windows does that too.

4. Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems. ... Sigh.. Windows does that, too.

5. Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow (see 2) and the user will buy new hardware. ... Yup, Windows does that, too.

Until now it seems Windows is a virus but there are fundamental differences: Viruses are well supported by their authors, are running on most systems, their program code is fast, compact and efficient and they tend to become more sophisticated as they mature.

So Windows is not a virus. ... It's a bug.

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Desperate, unfunny & shit     0

Very good indeed!

@drbelli : Ubuntu is 100% free as well as most Linux distros (if not all).     0

Yes indeed, very good Sir.

but , in my point of view, all OS are junk. fragments of kludge-like programming, the very best efforts of grey human matter are to enslave the computer mass user to a certain global financial pack of wolves...

by now, all motherboards should include a solid state memory unit, integrated with a robust, open-source , upgradable, flexible and totally free of interest and compromise , Operational System.

we made the richest man of men, be, for how long do we have to pay for his kludgy array of data, when one buys a hardware piece, does not one owns the data, since nothing but non-existence energy that flows and arrange into bits, are, in fact, altering one's physical machine?!     0

superb.......     0

We are using a different OS, Stupid! We do not like bugs in our systems.     0

This is the dumbest joke I've ever heard.

If people don't like Windows, use a different OS.     0

it good my pc always does all of those things     0

stupid..     0

So true...     0

Bored at Work
That is so true.     0

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