Three men were standing side-by-side using the urinal.

The first man finished, zipped up and started washing and literally scrubbing his hands ... clear up to his elbows ... He used about 20 paper towels before he finished. He turned to the other two men and commented: "I graduated from Harvard and they taught us to be clean."

The second man finished, zipped up and quickly wet the tips of his fingers, grabbed one paper towel and commented: "I graduated from the University of California and they taught us to be environmentally conscious."

The third man zipped up and as he was walking out the door he had a smirk on his face and said: "I don't know about you guys, but where I went to college, they taught us not to piss on our hands."

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why isu or uc?     0

Bored at Work
im gay and have no friends     0

not telling
its good, good job     0

Bored at Work
I guess it could be both     0

Actually he was from University of Cincinnati     0

Bored at Work
He obviously went to ISU.     0

umar mulla
i gotta find out where the third guy went to collage     0

Not bad :)     0

Hi Austing, thank you for the hint, is corrected.     0

Austin johnson
where it says had a smirk on his face it is suppose to be HE had a smirk on his face.     0

Austin Jhonson
the urinal one was hillariouse     0

hey thats funny good jod!! :)     0

pls kung mag joke man gali mo ayaw apil apila si Jesus Christ!!!especially iyang ministry mka ulit kau!!!!     0

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