An Army Ranger was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana and he wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the Ranger shouted, "maybe I'll just go out and get my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes made at a reasonable price!"

The vendor said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you will run into a couple of Marines who were in here earlier saying the same thing."

So the Ranger headed into the bayou that same day and a few hours later came upon two men standing waist deep in the water. He thought, "those must be the two Marines the guy in town was talking about." Just then, the Ranger saw a tremendously long aligator swimming rapidly underwater towards one of the Marines.

Just as the aligator was about to attack, the Marine grabbed its neck with both hands and strangled it to death with very little effort. Then both Marines dragged it on shore and flipped it on its back. Laying nearby were several more of the creatures.

One of the Marines then exclaimed, "Damn, this one doesn't have any shoes either!"

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suck my dick ranger     0

this is supposed to be a blonde joke, not a marine joke.     0

The ranger knew they had to be made, the marines didn't; suggesting that marines are stupid but useful when it comes to killing any creature.     0

First, there is already a blonde version of this joke out there.
Second, he said "made at a reasonable price," which means he already knew they are suppose to be "made" and not already worn by them.
Third, they must have been gay because most men don't care what material their shoes are made of if only they are reasonably priced and comfortable. Alligator shoes are neither.
-end of pointless felt good-     0

Just goes to show how mind over matter works at best,,,or at least.
With or without ,,,aligator shoes.     0

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