2 jokes about cocktails
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"17 → Joke
The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."
Why were men given larger brains than dogs?9 → JokeBack to home
1) So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.
2) So they wouldn't stop to play with every other man they see when you take them around the block.