At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"22 Marriage Jokes
The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."
Why were men given larger brains than dogs?16 Dog Jokes Jokes
1) So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.
2) So they wouldn't stop to play with every other man they see when you take them around the block.