An official Gallup survey polled over 1000 women with the question: Would you sleep with Bill Clinton?30 Bill Clinton Jokes
1% said, "No"
2% said, "Yes"
97% said, "Never Again"
Why does Hillary want to have sex with Bill Clinton first thing in the morning?28 Sex JokesProposal
She wants to be the first lady.
What is the difference between Hillary and Bill?1 Short jokes
Hillary doesn't get caught!
Did you know that O.J. Simpson, Monica Lewinsky, Ted Kennedy, and President Bill Clinton are all avid golfers?24 Golf Jokes
O.J.'s a slicer, Monica's a hooker, Ted Kennedy can't drive over water, and Clinton can't seem to hit the right hole!
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight's special is chicken almondine and fresh fish.10 Restaurant JokesNext page Jokes
"The chicken sounds good, I'll have that," Hillary says.
The waiter nods: "And the vegetable?" he asks.
"Oh, HE'll have the fish." Hillary replies.