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An official Gallup survey polled over 1000 women with the question: Would you sleep with Bill Clinton?

1% said, "No"
2% said, "Yes"
97% said, "Never Again"

30     Bill Clinton jokes


Why does Hillary want to have sex with Bill Clinton first thing in the morning?

She wants to be the first lady.

32     sex jokes


Proposal

What is the difference between Hillary and Bill?

Hillary doesn't get caught!

1     Short jokes


Did you know that O.J. Simpson, Monica Lewinsky, Ted Kennedy, and President Bill Clinton are all avid golfers?

O.J.'s a slicer, Monica's a hooker, Ted Kennedy can't drive over water, and Clinton can't seem to hit the right hole!

27     golf jokes


Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight's special is chicken almondine and fresh fish.

"The chicken sounds good, I'll have that," Hillary says.
The waiter nods: "And the vegetable?" he asks.
"Oh, HE'll have the fish." Hillary replies.

10     restaurant jokes






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