18 jokes about clintons
30 Bill Clinton jokes
An official Gallup survey
polled over 1000 women
with the question: Would you sleep with Bill Clinton?
1% said, "No"
2% said, "Yes"
97% said, "Never Again"
32 sex jokesProposal
Why does Hillary
want to have sex
with Bill Clinton first thing in the morning?
She wants to be the first lady.
What is the difference between Hillary and Bill?1 Short jokes
Hillary doesn't get caught!
27 golf jokes
Did you know that O.J. Simpson, Monica Lewinsky, Ted Kennedy, and President
Bill Clinton are all avid golfers?
O.J.'s a slicer, Monica's a hooker
, Ted Kennedy can't drive over water, and Clinton can't seem to hit the right hole!
Bill10 restaurant jokesNext page Jokes
and Hillary are at a restaurant
. The waiter tells them tonight's special is chicken
almondine and fresh fish.
"The chicken sounds good, I'll have that," Hillary says.
The waiter nods: "And the vegetable
?" he asks.
"Oh, HE'll have the fish." Hillary replies.