Clean jokes

Clean - 26 jokes


How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?

One of his fingers is clean.

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Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p.

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What is white when it's dirty and black when it's clean?

A blackboard.

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The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word "definitely" in a sentence.

Little Johnny replies: "Teacher, do farts have lumps in them?"

The Teacher says: "Of course not Johnny."

To which Johnny replies: "Then I have definitely shit my pants."

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What is a man's idea of doing housework?

Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.

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