What is white when it's dirty and black when it's clean?4 Blackboard Jokes
Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p.19 Salvation Army Jokes
How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?33 Sex Jokes
One of his fingers is clean.
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word "definitely" in a sentence.36 Little Johnny Jokes
Little Johnny replies: "Teacher, do farts have lumps in them?"
The Teacher says: "Of course not Johnny."
To which Johnny replies: "Then I have definitely shit my pants."
What is a man's idea of doing housework?26 Man JokesNext page Jokes
Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.