Teacher: "Why are you the only one in class today?"1 School Dinners JokesProposal
Pupil: "Because I missed school dinner yesterday!"
For his 40th birthday, a guy decided to go visit his teenage buddy Bob who had become a scuba instructor in Hawaii. 0 Short jokes JokesClass Sayings
His first day there Bob invited him to ride along when the class went out that day, promising he'd have a great time.
Awesome, he thought, so off they went.
The class is taking their first solo swims that day, suddenly one of them pops to the surface, his suit somewhat inflated.
Bob roars with laughter as another pops up, then another.
Through his tears Bob says, "Works every time!"
He asks Bob, "What's going on? "
Bob says, "Near the end of class I invite them all over to my place for a party. I make a big pot of chili and break out my special homebrew. The next day I watch them pop to the surface, one by one!" ~ Jens