The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.21 Teacher Jokes
After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, "Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude?"
After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, "I guess you'd be eating alone."
A woman enrolled in nursing school is attending an anatomy class. The subject of the day is involuntary muscles. The instructor, hoping to perk up the students a bit, asks the woman if she knows what her asshole does when she has an orgasm.24 Asshole Jokes
"Sure!" she says, "He's at home taking care of the kids ..."
Two engineering students meet on campus one day.16 Bike Jokes
The first engineer calls out to the other, "Hey nice bike! Where did you get it?"
"Well," replies the other, "I was walking to class the other day when this pretty, young coed rides up on this bike. She jumps off, takes off all of her clothes, and says 'You can have anything you want!'"
"Good choice," says the first, "her clothes wouldn't have fit you anyway."
There were three boys in a classroom: one named Zip, Dick, and Pea. Their teacher leaves the room for a moment, so Zip gets on top of the cupboard, Dick goes inside the cupboard, and Pea jumps around outside.63 Dick JokesProposal
The teacher returns and yells: "Zip down, Dick out, and Pea in the corner!"
Why did the cowboy cry during art class? He couldn't draw his gun. ~ Bill Gates O Hell9 Short jokesNext page JokesClass Sayings