49 jokes about ciaProposal
With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman gives birth. All her relatives come to visit and meet the newest member of their family. When they ask to see the baby, the 65 year old mother says: "Not yet."4 Short jokes2 mother-in-law jokes
A little later they ask to see the baby again. Again the mother says: "Not yet."
Finally they say: "When can we see the baby?"
And the mother says: "When the baby cries."
So they ask: "Why do we have to wait until the baby cries?"
The new mother says: "I forgot where I put it!"
2 businessman jokes
US Airways recently introduced a special half fare for wives
who accompanied their husbands
on business trips
Expecting valuable testimonials, the PR department sent out letters to all the wives of businessmen
who had used the special rates, asking how they enjoyed their trip.
Letters are still pouring in asking, "What trip?"
2 politician jokes
Two political candidates
were having a hot debate.
Finally, one of them jumped up and yelled at the other: "What about the powerful interest that controls you?"
And the other guy screamed back: "You leave my wife
out of this!"
4 light bulb jokesNext page Jokes
How many socialists
does it take to change a light bulb?
One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, fifty to establish the state production quota, two hundred militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously order an American light bulb.