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Proposal

A Chinese man goes to a funeral home. He says to the mortician:

炸弹威胁或可疑物品应始终受到重视。您对炸弹威胁作出反应的速度和安全程度如何可以挽救生命,包括您自己的生命。你该怎么办?

下面列出的指南和资源概述了炸弹威胁或可疑物品的详细程序,将帮助您在这些事件中做好准备并做出适当反应。     ~ Bill Gates Son

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Proposal

For his 40th birthday, a guy decided to go visit his teenage buddy Bob who had become a scuba instructor in Hawaii.
His first day there Bob invited him to ride along when the class went out that day, promising he'd have a great time.
Awesome, he thought, so off they went.
The class is taking their first solo swims that day, suddenly one of them pops to the surface, his suit somewhat inflated.
Bob roars with laughter as another pops up, then another.
Through his tears Bob says, "Works every time!"
He asks Bob, "What's going on? "
Bob says, "Near the end of class I invite them all over to my place for a party. I make a big pot of chili and break out my special homebrew. The next day I watch them pop to the surface, one by one!"     ~ Jens

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