50 jokes about ciaProposal
With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman gives birth. All her relatives come to visit and meet the newest member of their family. When they ask to see the baby, the 65 year old mother says: "Not yet."4 Short jokes7 Florida jokes
A little later they ask to see the baby again. Again the mother says: "Not yet."
Finally they say: "When can we see the baby?"
And the mother says: "When the baby cries."
So they ask: "Why do we have to wait until the baby cries?"
The new mother says: "I forgot where I put it!"
2 businessman jokes
US Airways recently introduced a special half fare for wives
who accompanied their husbands
on business trips
Expecting valuable testimonials, the PR department sent out letters to all the wives of businessmen
who had used the special rates, asking how they enjoyed their trip.
Letters are still pouring in asking, "What trip?"
4 piccolo jokes
are walking down the street, and one says to the other, "Who was that piccolo
I saw you with last night?"
The other replies, "That was no piccolo, that was my fife
1 light bulb jokes Jokes
How many politicians
does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again.