Chuck Norris jokes

One time, Chuck Norris got angry at a horse and round house kicked him in the face. Now we have giraffes.

If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win?

Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris and Superman had a contest once to see who was the most powerful of them.

The loser had to wear his slip over his pants ...

After chuck norris visited the virgin Isles they had to rename them the Isles.

When Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity he went out and found it.