40 jokes about chuck norris
Chuck Norris sleeps with a nightlight
... not because he’s afraid of the dark
, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once tried to defeat Garry Kasparov in a game of chess
. When Norris lost, he won
in life by roundhouse
kicking Kasparov in the side of the face.
The U.S Military
has stopped dropping bombs
, and started dropping Chuck Norris, because he's cheaper and he does more damage
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC
, claiming Law
and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs
Yo momma is so fat even Chuck Norris can't beat her up!2