Chuck Norris jokes

36 jokes about chuck norris


Chuck Norris doesn't use condoms. He uses a live rattlesnake.

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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in God, but God believes in Chuck Norris.

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In church, a pastor was leading the house in prayer. He said, "God, please protect your believers, and deliver us from sin."

Chuck Norris stood up and said, "What have you done for me lately?"

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There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was trying to run away from Chuck Norris.

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