Chuck Norris jokes

40 jokes about chuck norris


There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use condoms. He uses a live rattlesnake.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was trying to run away from Chuck Norris.

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If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list.

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In church, a pastor was leading the house in prayer. He said, "God, please protect your believers, and deliver us from sin."

Chuck Norris stood up and said, "What have you done for me lately?"

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