Chuck Norris jokes

40 jokes about chuck norris


In church, a pastor was leading the house in prayer. He said, "God, please protect your believers, and deliver us from sin."

Chuck Norris stood up and said, "What have you done for me lately?"

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Scientists in Washington have recently conceded that, if there were a nuclear war, all that would remain are cockroaches and Chuck Norris.

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If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was trying to run away from Chuck Norris.

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There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.

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