Chuck Norris jokes

36 jokes about chuck norris


God offered Chuck Norris the gift to fly, which he swiftly declined for super strength roundhouse ability.

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Before science was invented it was once believed that autumn occurred when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked every tree in existence.

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Scientists in Washington have recently conceded that, if there were a nuclear war, all that would remain are cockroaches and Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris does not use spellcheck. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.

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If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list.

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