Chuck Norris jokes

40 jokes about chuck norris


God offered Chuck Norris the gift to fly, which he swiftly declined for super strength roundhouse ability.

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Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he simply stares the book down till he gets the information he wants.

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Scientists in Washington have recently conceded that, if there were a nuclear war, all that would remain are cockroaches and Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris does not use spellcheck. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.

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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in God, but God believes in Chuck Norris.

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