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Chuck Norris doesn't use condoms. He uses a live rattlesnake.

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Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he simply stares the book down till he gets the information he wants.

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books,judicial scale

God offered Chuck Norris the gift to fly, which he swiftly declined for super strength roundhouse ability.

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business people,flying

Chuck Norris does not use spellcheck. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.

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In church, a pastor was leading the house in prayer. He said, "God, please protect your believers, and deliver us from sin."

Chuck Norris stood up and said, "What have you done for me lately?"

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church

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