Chuck Norris jokes

After the doctor delivered Chuck Norris he slapped Chuck Norris on the butt. While he realized that Chuck was already breathing he did it merely for posterity.

The Japanese are the only other group of people who have made a worse mistake!

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

Chuck Norris does not take showers, he just takes bloodbaths.

Scientists in Washington have recently conceded that, if there were a nuclear war, all that would remain are cockroaches and Chuck Norris.

Before science was invented it was once believed that autumn occurred when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked every tree in existence.