Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris does not take showers, he just takes bloodbaths.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

What's harder than a diamond? Chuck Norris's roundhouse kick.

After the doctor delivered Chuck Norris he slapped Chuck Norris on the butt. While he realized that Chuck was already breathing he did it merely for posterity.

The Japanese are the only other group of people who have made a worse mistake!

Before science was invented it was once believed that autumn occurred when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked every tree in existence.