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Chuck Norris does not take showers, he just takes bloodbaths.

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After the doctor delivered Chuck Norris he slapped Chuck Norris on the butt. While he realized that Chuck was already breathing he did it merely for posterity.

The Japanese are the only other group of people who have made a worse mistake!

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

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civil servant,sleeping

Whats the difference between a dead baby and apple pie?

Chuck Norris doesn't eat the apple pie after he has sex with it.

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baby,boy

Before science was invented it was once believed that autumn occurred when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked every tree in existence.

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