Chuck Norris jokes

36 jokes about chuck norris


After the doctor delivered Chuck Norris he slapped Chuck Norris on the butt. While he realized that Chuck was already breathing he did it merely for posterity.

The Japanese are the only other group of people who have made a worse mistake!

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The Titanic didn't hit an iceberg, it got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

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What's harder than a diamond? Chuck Norris's roundhouse kick.

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Chuck Norris does not take showers, he just takes bloodbaths.

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