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Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes the earth down.

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The Titanic didn't hit an iceberg, it got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.

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God said let there be light and Chuck Norris said "Say Please".

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Chuck Norris invented the spoon because killing somebody with a knife is too easy.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and apple pie?

Chuck Norris doesn't eat the apple pie after he has sex with it.

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