Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he simply stares the book down till he gets the information he wants.13 Book Jokes
Chuck Norris doesn't check his closet for the bogeyman.9 Bogeyman Jokes
The bogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes the earth down.12 Push-Up Jokes
Whats the difference between a dead baby and apple pie?13 Sex Jokes
Chuck Norris doesn't eat the apple pie after he has sex with it.
Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force. The light side, the dark side and Chuck Norris.4 Force JokesNext page Jokes