Chuck Norris Jokes
Top 20 Jokes about Chuck Norris


Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he simply stares the book down till he gets the information he wants.

13     Book Jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't check his closet for the bogeyman.

The bogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

9     Bogeyman Jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes the earth down.

12     Push-Up Jokes

Whats the difference between a dead baby and apple pie?

Chuck Norris doesn't eat the apple pie after he has sex with it.

13     Sex Jokes

Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force. The light side, the dark side and Chuck Norris.

4     Force Jokes

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