Chuck Norris jokes

40 jokes about chuck norris


When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

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Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force. The light side, the dark side and Chuck Norris.

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God said let there be light and Chuck Norris said "Say Please".

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Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes the earth down.

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The Titanic didn't hit an iceberg, it got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.

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