Chuck Norris jokes

40 jokes about chuck norris


Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force. The light side, the dark side and Chuck Norris.

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God said let there be light and Chuck Norris said "Say Please".

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and apple pie?

Chuck Norris doesn't eat the apple pie after he has sex with it.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes the earth down.

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The Titanic didn't hit an iceberg, it got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.

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