40 jokes about chuck norris
Chuck Norris was the first one to Mars
, that's why there are no signs of life
Norris doesn't check his closet
for the bogeyman
The bogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker
face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno
and a monopoly
'get out of jail free' card
When Bruce Banner gets mad
, he turns into the Hulk
. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force
. The light side, the dark side and Chuck Norris.