40 jokes about chuck norris
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Chuck Norris was the first one to Mars
, that's why there are no signs of life
Chuck6 → Joke
Norris doesn't check his closet
for the bogeyman
The bogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
6 → Joke
When Bruce Banner gets mad
, he turns into the Hulk
. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
9 → Joke
Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker
face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno
and a monopoly
'get out of jail free' card
2 → Joke
Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force
. The light side, the dark side and Chuck Norris.