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Chuck Norris doesn't check his closet for the bogeyman.

The bogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly 'get out of jail free' card.

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Chuck Norris was the first one to Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and apple pie?

Chuck Norris doesn't eat the apple pie after he has sex with it.

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Chuck Norris invented the spoon because killing somebody with a knife is too easy.

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