Chuck Norris jokes

36 jokes about chuck norris


When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly 'get out of jail free' card.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes the earth down.

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Chuck Norris invented the spoon because killing somebody with a knife is too easy.

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Franklin D. Roosevelt once said "There is nothing to fear but fear itself ... and Chuck Norris"

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