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Chuck Norris was the first one to Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

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Chuck Norris doesn't check his closet for the bogeyman.

The bogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

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When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly 'get out of jail free' card.

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Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force. The light side, the dark side and Chuck Norris.

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