Chuck Norris Jokes
Top 20 Jokes about Chuck Norris


Chuck Norris was the first one to Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

7     Mars Jokes

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

15     Infinity Jokes

Franklin D. Roosevelt once said "There is nothing to fear but fear itself ... and Chuck Norris"

12     Fear Jokes

God said let there be light and Chuck Norris said "Say Please".

23     God Jokes

Chuck Norris invented the spoon because killing somebody with a knife is too easy.

10     Spoon Jokes

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