is standing in a long line at the box office.
Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around. "What the hell do you think you're doing?"
"I'm a chiropractor, and I'm just keeping in practice while I'm waiting in line."
"Well, I'm a lawyer, but you don't see me screwing
the guy in front of me, do you?"
What not to say to the nice policeman
Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack
, my gun
fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.