Little Johnny: "Mummy, mummy, does a lemon have a beak?"25 Lemon Jokes
Mum: "No it doesn't my son."
Little Johnny: "Oops, so it was a canary that I squeezed ..."
How many babysitters does it take to change a light bulb?16 Babysitter Jokes
Are you joking? They can't even change a dirty diaper!
Sam: "Would you punish me for something I didn't do?"25 Homework Jokes
Teacher: "No, of course not."
Sam: "Good, because I didn't do my homework."
If a couple living together for two years in the state of Tennessee decide to relocate to the state of West Virginia, where they get married, have three children over a seven year period, and then decide to divorce, if after the man moves back to the state of Tennessee, can the couple thereafter still be referred to as brother and sister?17 Tennessee Jokes
Mother to son: who are you talking with on mobile?6 Short jokes
Son: IAM talking with mother of Mike.
Mother: and who is Mike?
Son: your future grandchild ~ Funny