Jokes - Chickens
Chicken Jokes
Chickens 1 Game 1 Image 1 Quote |  A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette went into a farm to steal chickens. The police were nearby and they heard them and came in. The girls quickly jumped into three potato sacks so they wouldn't be seen.One policeman kicked the sack with the redhead, and she said "meow" pretending to be a cat. He kicked the second one with the brunette, and she said "ruff", pretending to be a dog. When he kicked the third sack with the blonde, she said "potatoes". 6 Comments · Single View What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer? A brick layer! 6 Comments · Single View  A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Porsche back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking!A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety. The moral of the story: If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a Porsche to pick up chicks! 0 Comments · Single View Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens didn't exist yet. 2 Comments · Single View
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