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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette went into a farm to steal chickens. The police were nearby and they heard them and came in. The girls quickly jumped into three potato sacks so they wouldn't be seen.

One policeman kicked the sack with the redhead, and she said "meow" pretending to be a cat.

He kicked the second one with the brunette, and she said "ruff", pretending to be a dog.

When he kicked the third sack with the blonde, she said "potatoes".

32     blonde jokes


Yo momma is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.

13     yo momma jokes


Why did the pervert cross the road?

Because he got his dick stuck in the chicken!

18     pervert jokes


Why did the black person cross the road?

To catch the chicken.

2     black people jokes


What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cow?

Roost beef!

1     roast beef jokes






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