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Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight's special is chicken almondine and fresh fish.

"The chicken sounds good, I'll have that," Hillary says.
The waiter nods: "And the vegetable?" he asks.
"Oh, HE'll have the fish." Hillary replies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because there was a hot chick on the other side!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was trying to run away from Chuck Norris.

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Why did the chicken go to the séance?

To get to the other side!

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Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the leg of a chicken!

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