Chick jokes

22 jokes about chicks


Why did the chicken cross the road? It was trying to run away from Chuck Norris.

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Why did the black person cross the road?

To catch the chicken.

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Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight's special is chicken almondine and fresh fish.

"The chicken sounds good, I'll have that," Hillary says.
The waiter nods: "And the vegetable?" he asks.
"Oh, HE'll have the fish." Hillary replies.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cow?

Roost beef!

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Why did the chicken go to the séance?

To get to the other side!

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