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How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes millions of years.

7     light bulb jokes


How many Conservative economists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The invisible hand does it.

5     light bulb jokes


How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1) The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
2) The light bulb cannot be changed — it has to be smashed.

2     light bulb jokes


How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.

4     light bulb jokes


Broccoli, "I look like a small tree."

Mushroom, "I look like an umbrella."

Walnut, "I look like a brain."

Banana, "Can we please change the topic?"

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