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How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the light bulb has got to want to change.

0     light bulb jokes


A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he does'nt.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.

45     marriage jokes


A man was rushed in to hospital yesterday because he swallowed a five pound note.

They are keeping him in for observation on his condition - but so far there has been no change!

27     hospital jokes


How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?

We don't know. Never happens.

30     man jokes


How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

1) A roomful - they have to hold a meeting to discuss all the ramifications of the change.

2) None, they like to keep employees in the dark.

3) "This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile ..."

4) "We've formed a task-force to study the problem of why light bulbs burn out, and to figure out what, exactly, we as supervisors can do to make the bulbs work smarter, not harder."

23     manager jokes






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