Change jokes

57 jokes about changes


How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the light bulb has got to want to change.

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A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he does'nt.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.

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A man was rushed in to hospital yesterday because he swallowed a five pound note.

They are keeping him in for observation on his condition - but so far there has been no change!

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How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?

We don't know. Never happens.

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Politicians are like diapers.

They should be changed frequently ... and for the same reason

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