How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?0 Light Bulb Jokes
One. But the light bulb has got to want to change.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he does'nt.36 Marriage Jokes
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.
A man was rushed in to hospital yesterday because he swallowed a five pound note.25 Hospital Jokes
They are keeping him in for observation on his condition - but so far there has been no change!
How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?29 Man Jokes
We don't know. Never happens.
Politicians are like diapers.30 Politician JokesNext page JokesChange Sayings
They should be changed frequently ... and for the same reason