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How many ayatollahs does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There were no light bulbs in the 12th century.

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How many philosophers does it take to change a light bulb?

1) "Hmmm ... well there's an interesting question isn't it?"
2) "Define 'light bulb' ..."
3) "How can you be sure it needs changing?"
4) Three. One to change it and two to stand around arguing over whether or not the light bulb exists.

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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

Who cares? They're in the dark if they change the bulb or not.

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How many film directors does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's finished everyone will think that his last light bulb was much better.

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How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again.

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