How many Klingons
does it take to change a light
1) Two. One to change the light bulb and one to kill the other and take all the credit
2) None. There is no honor in changing a light bulb, besides, a true warrior
isn't afraid of the dark
How many software engineers
does it take to change a light bulb?
1) None. real computer
geeks prefer LEDs.
2) None. It's a hardware problem!
3) Just one. But the house falls down.
4) Two. One resigns halfway through the project.
5) 10. One to change the bulb and one to explain binary.
6) Is this a dynamically allocated light bulb?