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How many Klingons does it take to change a light bulb?

1) Two. One to change the light bulb and one to kill the other and take all the credit.

2) None. There is no honor in changing a light bulb, besides, a true warrior isn't afraid of the dark.

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How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

1) None. real computer geeks prefer LEDs.
2) None. It's a hardware problem!
3) Just one. But the house falls down.
4) Two. One resigns halfway through the project.
5) 10. One to change the bulb and one to explain binary.
6) Is this a dynamically allocated light bulb?

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How many ayatollahs does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There were no light bulbs in the 12th century.

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How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again.

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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

Who cares? They're in the dark if they change the bulb or not.

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