Cessna: "Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel."10 Pilot Jokes
Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best glide!! Do you have the airfield in sight?!?!!"
Cessna: "Uh ... tower, I am on the south ramp; I just want to know where the fuel truck is."
"Ireland’s worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery."24 Plane Jokes Jokes
"Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into