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carThe young reporter thought long and hard. Finally he handed the Editor the following report. "Mrs. Smith was injured in a car accident today. She is recovering in County Hospital with lacerations on her ( . )( . )"

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What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?

An airbag.


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blonde:2


What not to say to the nice policeman:

Hey, you must've been doing about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good Job!


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policeman,dog


If Princess Diana's heart was in the right place, why was it found on the dashboard?

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carI was recently riding with a friend of mine.

We were coming to a red light, and he shoots right through it. I ask him, "Why'd you do that?" He tells me this is how his brother drives.

We come to another red light, and again, he shoots right through it. I ask him, "Why'd you do that?" Again, he tells me this is how his brother drives.

We come to a green light, and he slams on the brakes. My heart nearly goes into my throat. I shouted at him, "Why do you do that?!"

He replied, "You never know, my brother could be coming the other way."


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