18 jokes about cards
12 poker jokes
owns the greatest poker
face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno
and a monopoly
'get out of jail free' card.
Teacher4 Little Johnny jokes
: "Would you at the back of the room stop passing notes
: "We're not passing notes. We're playing
14 credit card jokes
I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk
noticed that I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card. She informed me that she could not complete the transaction unless the card was signed. When I asked why, she explained that it was necessary to compare the signature
on the credit card with the signature I just signed on the receipt. So I signed the credit card in front of her.
She carefully compared that signature to the one I signed on the receipt. As luck would have it, they matched.
11 pervert jokes
How many perverts
does it take to screw
in a light bulb?
Only one, but it takes the whole casualty department to get it out ...
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had his credit card stolen. He however decided not to report it because the thief
was spending less than his wife