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Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly 'get out of jail free' card.

11     Chuck Norris jokes


Teacher: "Would you at the back of the room stop passing notes!"

Little Johnny: "We're not passing notes. We're playing cards!"

4     Little Johnny jokes


I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed that I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card. She informed me that she could not complete the transaction unless the card was signed. When I asked why, she explained that it was necessary to compare the signature on the credit card with the signature I just signed on the receipt. So I signed the credit card in front of her.

She carefully compared that signature to the one I signed on the receipt. As luck would have it, they matched.

13     credit card jokes


How many perverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes the whole casualty department to get it out ...

8     pervert jokes


A man had his credit card stolen. He however decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.

57     credit card jokes






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