176 jokes about carsProposal
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.0 → Joke
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and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way through the cemetary back to the car, the little girl asked: "Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?"
"Of course not, dear." replied the mother, "Why would you think that?"
"The tombstone back there said 'Here lies a lawyer
and an honest man.'"
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A lady in labour
is shouting the usual stuff: "Get this out of me!", "Give me the drugs!",... She turns to her boyfriend and says: "You did this to me you bastard!"
He replies casually: "If you remember, I wanted to stick it up your arse
but you said 'Fuck Off! It'll be too painful!' Not laughing now are we!?"
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How do you cancel an appointment at the sperm bank
Ring up and say you cannot cum
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What's the last thing to go through a bug
's mind as it hits the windshield