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A lady in labour is shouting the usual stuff: "Get this out of me!", "Give me the drugs!",... She turns to her boyfriend and says: "You did this to me you bastard!"

He replies casually: "If you remember, I wanted to stick it up your arse but you said 'Fuck Off! It'll be too painful!' Not laughing now are we!?"

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How do you cancel an appointment at the sperm bank?

Ring up and say you cannot cum.

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What's the last thing to go through a bug's mind as it hits the windshield?

His ass.

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Whats the difference between married men and parking spaces?

Nothing all the good ones are taken.

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How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?

One of his fingers is clean.

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