Car jokes

167 jokes about cars



What not to say to the nice policeman:

Hey, you must've been doing about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good Job!

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The vector was walking down cartesian drive when he bumped into a confused Scalar.

The vector asked him what was wrong and he replied, "Help I have no direction."

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What do you call a mexican with no car?


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Yo Momma is so stupid, she traded in her car for gas money!

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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.

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