165 jokes about cars
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What not to say to the nice policeman
Hey, you must've been doing about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good Job!
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was walking down cartesian
drive when he bumped into a confused Scalar
The vector asked him what was wrong and he replied, "Help I have no direction
Yo Momma is so stupid, she traded in her car for gas money!10 → JokeProposal
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.1 → Joke
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and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way through the cemetary back to the car, the little girl asked: "Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?"
"Of course not, dear." replied the mother, "Why would you think that?"
"The tombstone back there said 'Here lies a lawyer
and an honest man.'"
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