A
blonde,
brunette and
redhead are in a
desert.
The brunette says, "I brought some water so we don't get dehydrated."
The redhead says, "I brought some
suntan lotion so we don't get sunburned."
Then the blonde says I brought a car door." The other girls said, "Why did you bring that?" Then the blonde says, "So I can roll down the window if it gets hot."
A mother has 3 girls, they all got married, but she wants to know how the
sex is, so she says that after the night on the
honeymoon, they write a postcard saying how it went.
The 1st girl writes: "M&M's."
Puzzled, the women buys a pack of M&M's and reads the slogan "It melts in your mouth, not in your hand."
The 2nd girl writes: "Campbell's soup."
Again the mom buys some cambles soup and reads: "Mmm ... mmm ... good."
3 weeks pass and the 3rd girl finally writes: "
Ford."
The mom goes to her ford and reads on a sticker: "The best never stop."