A blonde, brunette and redhead are in a desert.27 Blonde Jokes
The brunette says, "I brought some water so we don't get dehydrated."
The redhead says, "I brought some suntan lotion so we don't get sunburned."
Then the blonde says I brought a car door." The other girls said, "Why did you bring that?" Then the blonde says, "So I can roll down the window if it gets hot."
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?23 Mercedes Jokes
Diana can't stop either.
A mother has 3 girls, they all got married, but she wants to know how the sex is, so she says that after the night on the honeymoon, they write a postcard saying how it went.26 Sex Jokes
The 1st girl writes: "M&M's."
Puzzled, the women buys a pack of M&M's and reads the slogan "It melts in your mouth, not in your hand."
The 2nd girl writes: "Campbell's soup."
Again the mom buys some cambles soup and reads: "Mmm ... mmm ... good."
3 weeks pass and the 3rd girl finally writes: "Ford."
The mom goes to her ford and reads on a sticker: "The best never stop."
How do you know that the driver driving toward you is a physicist?9 Physicist Jokes
He has a red sticker on his bumper, saying: "If this sticker is blue, you are driving too fast."
By three measures a manager is known:6 Manager JokesNext page Jokes
1) The thickness of the carpet in his office.
2) The area of his desk.
3) The volume of his car's engine.