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What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

God drove Adam and Eve out of the garden in a fury.

21     Bible Jokes


A passenger taps a taxi drivers on his shoulder. The driver shits himself with shock, swerves nearly hitting a bus and stops inches from a shop window.

"Fuck-me, your jumpy aren't yer, I only tapped your shoulder" says the passenger.

"Sorry," says the cabby, "It's my first day. I've been driving a Hearse for 20 years."

37     Taxi Jokes


What's the difference between a blonde and a Porsche?

You don't lend the Porsche out to your friend.

27     Blonde Jokes


Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?

You can park in the handicapped spots.

12     Blonde Jokes


If Princess Diana's heart was in the right place, why was it found on the dashboard?

23     Heart Jokes






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