What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?21 Bible Jokes
God drove Adam and Eve out of the garden in a fury.
A passenger taps a taxi drivers on his shoulder. The driver shits himself with shock, swerves nearly hitting a bus and stops inches from a shop window.37 Taxi Jokes
"Fuck-me, your jumpy aren't yer, I only tapped your shoulder" says the passenger.
"Sorry," says the cabby, "It's my first day. I've been driving a Hearse for 20 years."
What's the difference between a blonde and a Porsche?27 Blonde Jokes
You don't lend the Porsche out to your friend.
Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?12 Blonde Jokes
You can park in the handicapped spots.
If Princess Diana's heart was in the right place, why was it found on the dashboard?23 Heart JokesNext page Jokes